December 2011
I have a sleeping boyfriend on my lap.
IF I DONT GET A MIDNIGHT KISS, I’LL HIT HIM. IN THE FACE. WITH HIS KEYBOARD.
Booked our holiday :3 25th May. Beautiful.
Hotmail just wished me a happy birthday.....
Uhm.
Thanks?
I’ll pass it on to someone whos birthday is actually today shall I?
so here are the ground rules…
1. we’re going to be more open with each other. I know things get on both our nerves but we never talk about them. it’ll make me trust you a little more and also we’ll feel happier with each other, knowing whats going on in each others lives.
2. Talk to her, fine, sure, I wont stop you having friends, BUT I know that shes a flirt. you need...
Oh hai nosebleed.
Welcome back.
mostexcellentcanopy replied to your post: Nobody tries to be la-di-da and uppity, there’s a cup of tea for all … only its wise to be handy with the rolling pin when the landlord comes to call!
Consider yourself our mate! We don’t want to have no fuss! For after some consideration we can state: consider yourself one of us! *dances*
AND THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO LOVE MUSICALS *dances*
“one girl in my house - Bruschetta McCorkadale, real name, still won’t go...”
– Miranda (via omilyrose)
Nobody tries to be la-di-da and uppity, there's a...
DELL FIXED MY LAPTOP. SHE IS OWED LIKE HUNDREDS OF...
So we’ve agreed.
We’re going to move on.
We’re going to be more open and honest with each other, we’re going to forget this week happened, and I’m going to work on my paranoia and everything else thats in my counselling.
We’ve decided that both of us need this holiday, for ourselves and the relationship.
We’re just going to move on, and start over...
Me and Dell are totally not thinking of finding Bon Jovi and asking him to sleep with us both.
Totally not.
Wat.
I wish, on the website I use for counselling,...
That would be beautiful.
It would seriously make my life a lot easier.
me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
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Remember when we'd all have a bet on how Rory...
Those were the days…..
Nobody could die like Rory.
I love Dell.
Her descriptions of a 3D bottle are perfect
“THEY’RE LIKE POP OUT FISH.”
“i’ll say sorry when i next see you”
1. You’re not seeing me again, get lost.
2. You couldn’t say “Sorry” if your life depended on it. If you can actually say sorry, look me in the eye and mean it, well then thats a whole new story.
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Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.
A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you.
Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don't like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination.
[Transcript] Drunk Person: "tortyly drunk riht now. straight men everwhere."
Erykah: "Oh, thank God! I finally made contact! Listen, I need your help, but you're in great danger."
DP: "ni**a say wat?"
E: "Listen, my name's the Doctor. I'm a time traveler, or I was. I'm stuck in 1969 with my friend and I need your help to get my spaceship back."
DP: "u hav a spceshit?"
E: "Yes. It's a big blue box that says 'Police Call Box' on it."
DP: "dat doesnt sound liek a spceshp. gay."
E: "Hey! Don't diss the TARDIS!"
DP: "tarsiddd???"
E: "No. TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. You see, I'm a Time Lord from ANOTHER planet called Gallifrey."
DP: "y u not there now?"
E: "Well...A long time ago, there was a war and all my people died except for me. I'm the last Time Lord. So I travel through time and space lending a hand wherever I can."
DP: "woahhhh. thats relly sad."
E: "Yes, it is. But now is no time to cry. You're in a lot of danger and you need to help me."
DP: "waot. how r u in 1996?"
E: "I'm in 1969. And it's really complicated."
DP: "oh."
E: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."
DP: "im cofussed."
E: "Well, try and keep up! Never mind the wibbly stuff. All that matters is that they've taken it! The angels have the phone box."
DP: "wut angels?"
E: "Have you ever seen like a statue of an angel? At a church or a cemetary or something?"
DP: "ya."
E: "Well, they're not angels. They're creatures from another worlds. Aliens like me, except they're very, very bad."
DP: "dat maeks sense. they alwys creepeed me out. i thought theyre jus statues tho."
E: "Good eye, you've got. But they're not. They're only statues when you're looking directly at them. Once you look away, they become deadly."
DP: "whaaa?"
E: "Listen, Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can! Notice how they always look like they're crying in the cemetaries? They're always covering their eyes?"
DP: "dats nuts! ya, ive seen dat."
E: "There's a reason for that. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
DP: "but wut can i do? tis was all thrustted uopn me!"
E: "The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!"
DP: "ahhhhhh!!! im scrrd! idk wut 2 do! im srsly gon hav a pnic attck."
E: I'm afraid I can't help you any further. I'm stuck in 1969, but I think you're clever enough to think of something. FIND THE BLUE BOX AND GET IT BACK TO ME! The angels have it and you NEED to find it or it's all going to be over."
DP: "dont go doctr! help me!11211!!"
E: "They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!"
DP: "ik! angels hng out in gravyards rite? ill check thar 1st."
E: "Wherever you feel the need to look. I have no idea because I'm trapped 42 years in the past. Wherever you do go, just remember DON'T BLINK."
DP: "omfg. holy shit. i'll find teh box and teh angels and ill text u wen i find it. goodbi doctr. uve liked changgged me life."
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I just went to his to see how we were.
We barely hugged.
Then he decided that nothing else would work to apologise apart from try and feel me up.
He then had a message from a certain somebody that flirts constantly with him, and I’ve told him I hate it, yet he told me it was a group (yes, because groups message you personally nowadays, and have your friends profile pic as their group...
this will be another day where i walk outside, realise how much i hate people, and regret actually waking up this morning.
I feel like one massive burden
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i swear
if im upset with you, its because its a big fucking deal.
DO NOT just tell me to forget wednesday happened and we’ll have a cuddle in bed etc.
no.
thats not how this is going to work.
if im coming round, i will stay there till 7pm. then i am coming home. i dont even care.
yes i will be mad with you on new years. but that was your choice. you knew how big a deal it was for me,...
“talking about virginity is so annoying to me, and here’s why- firstly it’s used...”
– mutualaddiction responding to an ask saying she was hot because she was a virgin (via babrahamlincoln)
if i say im going to be at yours for 3-4 hours
do not tell me to pack a bag for the entire night.
that is not what i said.
unless you ignored the “im still upset with you” part…
people are stupid.
is it just me or is it pointless, when you’re tired, to go get ready, washed etc, to go to someone elses house to sleep, or just throw your laptop on the floor from the bed youre already on and sleep?
I love books. And I'm not going to come up with...
im going on this holiday by myself
fuck everyone else